D.C.B. Internal Memos - Archive

 

ARCHIVED MEMO

Date: March 6th, 1994
From: Dr. Gregory Heiser, Theoretical Phenomenology Division
To: D.C.B. Science Directorate
Subject: Regarding the Red and “Collective Will Density”

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Esteemed colleagues,

I understand I’m becoming something o

f an academic pariah around here, but I won’t stop ringing the bell just because you’ve nailed the door shut.

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The incident at Lake Bledsoe (C.O. 611-GAMMA) proves beyond dispute: the Red responds to collective belief. The crowd believed the lake was cursed, and thus, it became cursed. Not metaphorically. Measurably.

The water rose against gravity. The sky turned inward. You can’t blame that on sunspots.

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Dismiss me if you want—but in six months when you’re neck-deep in resonance-induced suicide loops, I’ll be in my bunker with copper wiring and goat’s blood.

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Regards,
—Heiser

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(handwritten postscript): "Also, whoever keeps sending me Newtonian joke articles can stop now. You're not clever. Just loud."